What is the truth? I fear that I will never know. How could I? Could you? I read stuff. Lots of stuff. Right now, I’m part way through a paper concerned with how advertising can best reach its target audience, and I’ve just begun the fifth instalment of the Harry Potter septology (is that aContinue reading “The Truth”
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The P Word
I was out on my bike again yesterday. Nothing unusual in that. It’s a good place for me to think things through, or simply to shout at morons trying to kill me. Yesterday, I was thinking through the fact that said morons are not malicious; they just have no concept of the fragility of someoneContinue reading “The P Word”
Constable Scunthorpe
Having had to write this surname all those years, he really had no choice but to join the police. He now lived in Clitheroe, but was born and bred in Cockermouth when his parents moved from Penistone, although he was a lifelong supporter of Arsenal, obviously. His pet dog was a Shih Tzu, and, asContinue reading “Constable Scunthorpe”
Speaking of school days…
I quite enjoy mixing this up, so that like Mr Gump’s box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to get (next). [Actually, that was a daft simile wasn’t it? All boxes of chocolates I’ve ever seen come with a sheet to tell you what each one is… but let’s let that one slide,Continue reading “Speaking of school days…”
White Lines. Don’t Do It
Is it just me, or does this make you wonder? You know, wonder about what on earth were they thinking? I suppose it would help if I showed you this: Yes, they painted the words on the road, but they painted them about ten inches (25cm) too far to the right, so they scrubbed themContinue reading “White Lines. Don’t Do It”
2020 - A Year of Perfect Vision 