Simple question, really. What must you (the parent/grandparent/carer/responsible adult) be thinking in this scenario?

I’m guessing you could be…
Oh, fuck it. I cannot think of anything reasonable. Answers on a postcard to:
One Baffled Brit
Annan District
Tainan City
And, yes, I get the fact that carrying the whole family on a scooter is fairly normal. I have no beef with that. It’s just the head case.
Incredibly, nobody cares. What’s the point?