Here I am, back on the downward slope, after recovering from the carrot incident. (I forgot to mention that the guilty root vegetable paid the ultimate price, deep in that evening’s lamb stew. The peppers and baby sweetcorn seemed a little miffed, since they’d done nothing to cause harm, but I remain confident that theyContinue reading “Routine”
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Has Bean
Well, after 58 years on this planet, today I had a quite unexpected experience with a carrot. Yes, you heard me. A carrot. Let me leave that there for a moment. There I was, due to be in the Old Country for my birthday this year, but apparently there’s some bother with people getting sick,Continue reading “Has Bean”
Ethics
There’s a gag in there somewhere, in which Daffy Duck said he’d bought a new house in Chelmsford, in that county just north east of London, but I’d probably get into trouble if I were to explain. Some time ago, I think I mentioned that the best way to find out what you think aboutContinue reading “Ethics”
2020 - A Year of Perfect Vision 